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Ämne: | Fredags humort från CF |
Skrivet av: | Puffarn |
Tid: | 2007-02-16 12:47:31 |
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines. 3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: " Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I hope I don't get sued again. I don't think Killer or Prozac took part in it but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside." |
Ämne | Tid | Skrivet av |
N Fredags humort från CF | 12:47 den 16 februari 2007 | Puffarn |
N Fredags humort från CF | 13:04 den 16 februari 2007 | Peter (Hällingsjö) |
N Fredags humort från CF | 14:38 den 16 februari 2007 | Ouch |